Stuck….stuck….stuck….here is my unconventional advice on what to do when you’re stuck.
- Bang head into wall- You’ll get a concussion, forget your problems, and start over, forgetting there was ever an impas.
Have a drink- Have a drink (or four) and pretend you’re a surfer. - Eat a lot- You’ll eat too much and conceive a food baby, which will lead you to planning out your wonderful life together. Who will be the godmother?
- Drink expired pineapple juice- It will be gross, but just gross enough to inspire you to want to tell someone about drinking expired pineapple juice.
- Browse Buzzfeed- I don’t personally like buzzfeed, but I usually find something outlandish enough to un-stuck me. So I guess it works, I don’t know.
- Stretch- My body cracks all over, which I then complain about being a granny, then I think about the things I will say as a senile old woman, then I usually make myself laugh enough to write it down...but put it in a more normalized context so you won’t think it’s weird.
- Develop an involuntary stress eye twitch- Good conversation starter but moderate annoyance. 3/10 would recommend.
- Procrastinate- I come up with some weird stuff when I’m putting off responsibilities, such as this article for example.
- Go into the weird part of Twitter- Log on at a certain time and just scroll until you’re seven hashtags deep.
- Try it again- See #1
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