Life is a funny thing. By funny, I mean I consistently shout about how I feel like I’m bleeding from the eyes, but funny nonetheless. If you ask me what I had planned last Tuesday, I would’ve told you my schedule planned minute by minute of taking the train to school, attending my three classes, two meetings, and writing an article during my lunch break. Did that happen? HA. HA HA. Yeah, no.
Sometimes life is like my Tuesday, when your train never shows up, the particular Uber drivers in your area look like serial axe murderers, and you don’t have any money on you for a cab.
Here is what this experience taught me:
- Good friends are people who help you laugh through weird patches in life.
- The internet (online train schedule) is a L I A R.
- Strangers will offer you rides home. You must decline. They could be undercover clowns.
- Don’t activate your e-ticket until you’re on board even though you’re supposed to.
- The train platform is not a good hiding spot from clowns.
- Don’t be dumb- pack extra….clothes, food, everything, always. Offer it to said clowns.
- Don’t rely on public transportation.
- I shouldn't be allowed to sit around with nothing to do because I come up with some horrific clown stories in my head.
- If any of this ever happens to you, you just weren’t meant to get where you were going. You are now clown food. RIP.
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