1. "I tried my best to make it to class"
“I didn’t get out of bed. But I thought about it. Briefly...”
“I didn’t get out of bed. But I thought about it. Briefly...”
2. “You look stressed”
“Oh my god you look like a piece of garbage but let me say it in a nice way. Are you in trouble? Do you need an adult?”
3. “I didn’t study”
“I actually studied a lot, but if I do badly I need an excuse so I don’t feel bad”
4. “I didn’t study”
“I didn’t know this class even had a book…”
5. “I’m starting to get hungry”
“Feed me or die”
6. “We’re talking”
“We’re dating but it’s complicated so don’t you dare call it dating or I’ll scream”
7. “Sorry I’m busy”
“Sorry I’m busy...napping”
8. “Yeah, no”
“No.”
9. “No, yeah”
“Yes.”
10. “So, I’ve been thinking...”
“Buckle up buttercup”
11. “ Wow I hate you”
“Ily but hate you right now but still love you. I feel many things.”
12. “K”
“You may or may not die momentarily.”
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