9 Reasons You NEED to Vote

1. A lot of people went through WAYYYY too much shit for you not to
2. It is a right and a privilege
3. You finally have a say
4. You’ve now done something productive which means you can go back to bed
5. You can make friends in line
6. You now have an excuse to treat yourself after because you voted, and that’s great
7. You are positively contributing to your country
8. You brag about being an American, so act like one
9. But best of all, you get a fun sticker