18 Things I Don't Understand

1. People who drink hot coffee through a straw, like who even are you?
2. People who don’t like coffee
3. People who don’t know they snore...how do you not wake yourself up?
4. People who refuse to dance
5. People who deny waffles when waffles are offered
6. Why nap times are not a thing anymore
7. Computer viruses- I bet it was probably because of that chain email I didn’t forward when I was 10.
8. Donald Trump
9. Donald Trump’s “hair”
10. How I’m expected to pay for college
11. Why Chipotle closes at 10
12. Why I am horrible with directions
13. People that take days to respond but get mad when it takes you an hour
14. The metric system
15. Why cookies have calories
16. Whoever the hell made a finals week
17. Why my laundry won’t do itself
18. Why you still don’t follow me on Twitter